He can't talk.
He's busy.
Meet the internet's hardest-working cat. Suit on, briefcase packed, eyes fully cooked. $INTERN is grinding the unpaid internship at Robinhood so you can be rich. Do not disturb.
- Ticker
- $INTERN
- Tax
- 1%
- LP
- Burned
The Robinhood intern floor. Every single one of them is busy.
He's not ignoring you.
He's literally "busy."
$INTERN is the meme for everyone who got hired for "exposure," replies with two words, and still somehow runs the whole company. Certified brainrot. Certified locked in.
- no thoughts. only spreadsheet. only briefcase.
- boss said "quick question" 6 hours ago.
- eepy but the candles are green so we stay locked in.
- skibidi portfolio, sigma grindset, negative sleep.
- he did NOT get PTO for this launch. respect.
Simple. Because the intern is busy.
No 40-page whitepaper. He didn't have time. Here's the whole deal.
1% Tax
A tiny 1% fee on every trade. Barely a coffee run for the intern. No hidden reflections, no funny business.
LP Is Burned
That 1% goes straight to the liquidity pool and gets burned. Locked forever. The intern shredded the paperwork.
Renounced Vibes
No dev keys jingling in the intern's pocket. Community-owned, contract-clean, rug-resistant by design.
Robinhood Chain
Launching natively on the Robinhood Chain through ponsfamily.com. Fast, cheap, and fitting for a Robinhood intern.
Total supply: enough. Team allocation: no thanks, he's an intern.
Four steps. The intern approved them between meetings.
- 01
Get a wallet
Grab a Robinhood Chain compatible wallet and fund it. Takes less time than the intern's lunch break (he skips it).
- 02
Head to ponsfamily.com
Go to ponsfamily.com, the launchpad for $INTERN on the Robinhood Chain. Connect your wallet there.
- 03
Swap for $INTERN
Search the $INTERN ticker, paste the contract, and swap. Remember the tiny 1% tax that burns LP.
- 04
Do not disturb
Now you hold. Diamond paws. When people ask you to sell, just tell them you're busy.
Right click, save, and spread the brainrot.
